Monday, March 31, 2008

MMMCM Match Number Seventy-eight

We're back on schedule! By now you should know that the March Mixed Martial Combat Madness (MMMCM) tournament is taking place every day until a winner is crowned, which, for those keeping track should ironically be around the first week of April.

If you are looking for the latest bewilderedkid comix or bunny funnies, please search the drop-down archive located to your right.

Otherwise, join in on the voting! This is the last batch of second round matches and the remainder should only get more intriguing!

Note: Blonde Haired Cool New Gal ends up losing to Dead Monsoon Board Member #2 after a coin flip, that followed a thirty minute draw.

MMMCM Match Number Seventy-nine

MMMCM Match Number Eighty

MMMCM Match Number Eighty-one

MMMCM Match Number Eighty-two

Note: Prayers were answered when this bloodbath ended. Nameless Bunny Cousin #9 came out on top, but will never be the same again.

MMMCM Match Number Eighty-three

MMMCM Match Number Eighty-four

MMMCM Match Number Eighty-five

Sunday, March 30, 2008

MMMCM Match Number Seventy

Sorry for the delay, again. By now you should know that the March Mixed Martial Combat Madness (MMMCM) tournament is taking place every day until a winner is crowned, which, for those keeping track should ironically be around the first week of April.

If you are looking for the latest bewilderedkid comix or bunny funnies, please search the drop-down archive located to your right.

Otherwise, join in on the voting! We are halfway through the second round and the matches should only get more intriguing!

Note: Well, Brown Haired Cop has a gun. So, you do the math.

MMMCM Match Number Seventy-one

MMMCM Match Number Seventy-two

MMMCM Match Number Seventy-three

MMMCM Match Number Seventy-four

Note: After watching most of his Hacked Social Networking Account brethren fall at the hands of Nameless Bunny Cousins and Dead Monsoon Board Members, Hacked Social Networking Account #51 decided that it was no match for Nameless Bunny Cousin #6 and forfeited.

MMMCM Match Number Seventy-five

MMMCM Match Number Seventy-six

Note: A very boring match. Nobody really cared for this match. It was nearly as boring as some of the Hacked Social Networking Account vs. Hacked Social Networking Account matches. Biggy Rentals Customer Wearing a Hat and Glasses, whose parents played a cruel trick in naming him, just yelled at Dead Monsoon Board Member #5 until it fell over. Match time: Too long.

MMMCM Match Number Seventy-seven

Saturday, March 29, 2008

MMMCM Match Number Sixty-two

Sorry for the delay. By now you should know that the March Mixed Martial Combat Madness (MMMCM) tournament is taking place every day until a winner is crowned, which, for those keeping track should ironically be around the first week of April.

If you are looking for the latest bewilderedkid comix or bunny funnies, please search the drop-down archive located to your right.

Otherwise, join in on the voting! We are halfway through the second round and the matches should only get more intriguing!

Note: Although off to a strong start, Hacked Social Networking Account #44 lost to Dead Monsoon Board Member #1. You see, Dead Monsoon Board Member #1 doesn't have a computer and cannot fall for the $500 Macy's cards phishing scam.

MMMCM Match Number Sixty-three

MMMCM Match Number Sixty-four

MMMCM Match Number Sixty-five

MMMCM Match Number Sixty-six

Note: Nameless Bunny Cousin #10 defeats Hacked Social Networking Account #47 in a closely contested match. However, Nameless Bunny Cousin leaves the battle minus one foot.

MMMCM Match Number Sixty-seven

MMMCM Match Number Sixty-eight

MMMCM Match Number Sixty-nine

Friday, March 28, 2008

MMMCM Match Number Fifty-four

By now you should know that the March Mixed Martial Combat Madness (MMMCM) tournament is taking place every day until a winner is crowned, which, for those keeping track should ironically be around the first week of April.

If you are looking for the latest bewilderedkid comix or bunny funnies, please search the drop-down archive located to your right.

Otherwise, join in on the voting! We are halfway through the second round and the matches should only get more intriguing!

Note: The crowd in attendance was "treated" to a some rare zombie sex-gore. By the time it was all said and done, Dead Monsoon Board Member #6 had quenched his insatiable thirst for flesh by devouring his opponent Dead Monsoon Board Member #9. Needless to say, the crowd had left before the match even became interesting.

MMMCM Match Number Fifty-five

MMMCM Match Number Fifty-six

MMMCM Match Number Fifty-seven

MMMCM Match Number Fifty-eight

Note: With cuteness in hand, Nameless Bunny Cousin #5 prevails over Hacked Social Networking Account #52. However, most of the credit in this matchup should be given to the technical support team that assisted the bunny in deleting this account.

MMMCM Match Number Fifty-nine

MMMCM Match Number Sixty

Note: The Biggy Rentals Customer with Car Damage had already been percolating with anger after finding out somebody else had scratched the car door of his rented car and subsequently had to pay for the damages done to the car. However, when he came home and logged onto his social networking site of choice and realized his account had been hacked, he exploded with a fury so great that he made the mistake of chucking his laptop out of the third story window of his downtown condominium.

MMMCM Match Number Sixty-one

Thursday, March 27, 2008

New bewilderedkid comic! New bunny funnies! MMMCM continues!

Hello folks!

Not much in the way of news, or plugs. I will be plugging the Lutefisk Sushi show more frequently as time draws near. I hope that I see you all there! It will be great! You can pick up the Lutefisk Sushi Volume C compilation/box as well as Kevin Cannon's masterpiece Far Arden!

***HOLD THE PRESSES!!!***

There is something I need to plug. Local artist Tim Sievert is having a release party for his graphic novel "That Salty Air" at Big Brain Comics this Saturday. Now, I don't PERSONALLY know Tim, but I guess we kinda run in the same circles. Anyhow, I've seen some of the art for this book and it is phenomenal! For more info go here.

***BACK TO THE REST OF THIS POST!!!***

The March Mixed Martial Combat Madness (MMMCM) tournament has had more voters than I had expected! Thank you to all of those that have participated! You make it very easy for me to decide to forego two extra hours of sleep each and every night. The next round of participants are listed below. Please, feel free to vote on whichever character you think should advance to the next round! You can even be creative and come up with scenarios for each fight, if you so choose.

Anyhow, enjoy your comics!



MMMCM Match Number Forty-six

Note: Blonde Haired Cop defeated Dead Monsoon Board Member #4 with a well placed bullet to the head. Not much in the way of action. The cop just shot him, dead.

MMMCM Match Number Forty-seven

MMMCM Match Number Forty-eight

MMMCM Match Number Forty-nine

MMMCM Match Number Fifty

Note: After an hour of pummeling each other with everything they had, Nameless Bunny Cousin #7 and Hacked Social Networking Account #49 ended up fighting to a draw. The match came down to a coin flip and Hacked Social Networking Account #49 won by calling 000101000100100 (which is binary for heads).

MMMCM Match Number Fifty-one

MMMCM Match Number Fifty-two

MMMCM Match Number Fifty-three

Note: Male Happy Time Foods Employee takes this one over the easily fooled Hacked Social Networking Account #57. How? He drowned it in a vat of boiling vegetable oil.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

MMMCM Match Number Thirty-eight

The staff (of one) here at bewilderedkid dot com is attempting to determine a winner in the March Mixed Martial Combat Madness (MMMCM) tournament, which includes all of the existing 149 bewilderedkid characters!

The second round is in full swing! Do your part! Kick some character you don't enjoy to the curb! Let some unknown become a star! All you need to do is vote and, if you feel inclined, participate by dreaming up your own battle scenario!

Note: Last round, Dead Monsoon Board Member #3 grew tired of his opponent, the social networking website junkie named known only as the Brown Haired Cool New Guy, and handed him a much needed box of humility.

MMMCM Match Number Thirty-nine

MMMCM Match Number Forty

MMMCM Match Number Forty-one

MMMCM Match Number Forty-two

Note: Although Nameless Bunny Cousin #8 had his previous match well in hand, he used the distraction of fights erupting in the stands to grab a steel chair and knock Hacked Social Networking Account #49 unconscious.

MMMCM Match Number Forty-three

MMMCM Match Number Forty-four

Note: The Female Happy Time Foods Employee really cleaned up the competition in the last round. Unlike most of her other teen friends, she was smart enough to not fall for the infamous $500 Macy Gift Card scam and subsequently handed Hacked Social Networking Account #58 a loss!

MMMCM Match Number Forty-five