Well folks. This is the last of the strips that I had saved up. Don't worry! That doesn't mean there won't be anymore strips! There will be! It just means that I need to bust my hump to meet weekly deadlines for this site! I don't mind deadlines, but it was nice to have two months worth of comics in reserve. Oh well.
Enjoy this week's comic. Click on the image below to enlarge.
6 comments:
Please god let him post about the mystery list.
I come here for that almost more than the comics.
too bad you didnt lose your hand in the crash. then you wouldnt be able to draw thsoe horrible cartoons.
you are a sinner and need to be punished.
grace be with god!
- pawn
I am honestly amazed that I have lived here in Minneapolis for over two years and not gotten into a single car accident. I've had a few close calls, but so far I've been lucky. People here drive like idiots/maniacs!
And pawn just scares me now. He needs to be punished? For what? Drawing penises? Liking boobs? Getting pissed off at stuff? Are you implying that these (relatively meager) offenses are the reason why his wife was injured? That God decided not to protect her because of her husband's *sinful behavior*?
I really hope you're not serious. This world is a sad place if you are. Anybody who values religious rulebooks over basic human empathy gives me the chills.
I imagine pawn's guilt over furiously masturbating to the Bewildered Kid strips is what has her on this punishment tangent.
pawn, dear, everybody does it. Don't feel bad!
(but don't stop posting here either- there are a lot of readers eager to see what lunatic thing you'll cook up next! But if you are going to fake being a religious extremist, make sure to capitalize the word "god" next time, eh?)
re: losing a hand. The only person that should have lost a hand in that crash was the other driver. Maybe then Dan could have kept it, sewn it to his body, and been able to draw TWICE AS MANY STRIPS!
Cheers,
Ben
I'm sure that's what God would have wanted. God is sitting in Heaven and saying "That bewilderedkid.com website will really irk me when it comes out in the future. Let's just take that hand of his so it won't happen..."
Hopefully God has better things to do.
Also, if sinners need to be punished, then we are all pretty screwed, aren't we?
Thanks for all the support everybody, but Pawn!
To address the weirdness here. Pawn, you are obviously derranged and need to seek help, quickly.
In reality, when someone else wants some type of harm inflicted upon another person, you have some serious problems.
I think that you need to put down whatever you're reading the Bible, Torah, Koran, or stop drinking the Kool-Aid, begin to embrace my heathenous ways, and go to the doctor.
Lastly, why haven't you contacted me? Are you really obsessed about the stupid little pictures I draw? What gives?
C-O-M-M-U-N-I-C-A-T-E!
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