Although there were those who were anticipating a fight between "The Bunny" and "The Muscley Guy with the Bird-ish Nose and Sweet Sunglasses," it was not going to happen today.
However, it WILL HAPPEN! In two weeks! September 20th, 2007!
Begin weighing in on how this fight will go down here! Leave comments!
Until then, please enjoy this week's comic. As always click to enlarge.
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Rabbit VS Birdman
To really gain insight into the battle, we must first tally up what we know of each combatant.
Rabbit:
* Enjoys peanut butter
* Has a hat
* Cares what his friends eat
* Doesn't mind vomiting
* Enjoys game shows
* Is alluded to losing a race with a tortoise in an EmoDan post
Birdman:
* Sweet Sunglasses
* Possesses some sort of Object. Might be paperwork, might be a pimp-cane.
* Pimp-cane might contain alcohol.
* Has 2 lines on forehead, 2 lines on neck.
* 2-tone shirt.
* Teeth? Header suggests teeth, but comic clearly shows beak. Perhaps he is all foaming from rage?
Perhaps next week we might gain more knowledge of our new favorite characters!
Wow.
A tale-of-the-tape?
I guess I could come up with something like that.
Do I really refer to The Bunny losing in a race to a tortoise in a post?
Based on this current tale-of-the-tape, which is all accurate as well as I can recall, we need some votes!
We need more voting!!! C'mon people!
This is a democracy!
Vote! VOTE! VOTE!
If that guy is really a bird-man and he has sweet raptor talons and/or wings, then he should win.
If he's just a guy, the rabbit would kill him.
Ben
I'll take 'Rabbit vs. Balding Sunglasses Guy' for $400.
"The question is, 'Who will win?'"
"Uhhmm... Is this a trick question?"
"No, I'm sorry, the answer is: 'You decide!'"
=--=--=
To paraphrase YOU, I think that if there were, like, 1,000,000 rabbits, they could totally take on the balding sunglasses guy. Kinda like if there were 1,000,000 gophers...
-t
Well, as we all know, the only way for a man to kill a rabbit is by horribly drowning it in a bucket over and over while trying to cover it's screams with your own wracking sobs.
Since a bird can't drown anything, the rabbit will win. Big stomping feet and all. But he'll take some damage from the raking foot-talons and incessant pimp-cane beatings, thus his victory will be soured by the scars, both physical and mental. If the rabbit comes out alive, his rosy and chipper outlook will be forever changed. Which is why he would then wear the sweet sunglasses.
Well, as we all know, the only way for a man to kill a rabbit is by horribly drowning it in a bucket over and over while trying to cover it's screams with your own wracking sobs>>
It wasn't strictly a rabbit; it was a baby bunny. But boy, did that fucker scream.
Marginally less scarring: stomping baby mice that've been caught in glue traps. For my money, if you are going to horribly end the life of young rodents, you should stomp them. It's quick and clean-up is a snap. Just make sure you put them in a LOOSELY tied plastic bag first. No bag = guts everywhere. Tightly tied bag = bag will pop = guts everywhere.
-Ben
Ben said:
> It wasn't strictly a rabbit; it was a baby bunny.
> But boy, did that fucker scream.
A bunny was murdered in the park near my house a few weeks ago. I saw a neighborhood cat stalk and then take it down. Man those rabbits shriek loudly. I might have mistaken it for a neighborhood kid being strangled to death had I not seen it happen.
Well, had I not seen it happen and been smoking the crack.
"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
[baldy smacks rabbit, takes shades & saunters on.]
I suggested meeting the second Wednesday of every month to Burgy. This way, he can maintain a "dual citizenship" and still attend the Minneapolis meetings.
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