The Big Board: The Elite Eight!

MMMCM Match Number One hundred forty-five

Previous results: Al took down the psychopath that put this whole thing together! Alistair Moan is out! Ding-dong the witch is.....no longer fighting.

The thirty minute time limit for this fight expired. It came down to a coin flip, Fish called sides. Surprisingly, the coin landed on it's side. Crazy.

The Big Board

MMMCM Match Number One hundred forty-three

Previous results: Bunny beats White Bunny Cousin. Man the Ladybug puts the herpes laden Female Happy Time Foods Employee out of commission.

Wow! What a matchup! Bunny, the only bewilderedkid comix character to have its own feature against Man the Ladybug, the only bewilderedkid comix character to have their own 24 Hour Comic! I can't wait to see the outcome!

MMMCM Match Number One hundred forty-four

Previous results; How did a cute little kitten get so far in this tournament? Well, maybe its because she is really a killing machine! Miacatyo jumped onto Dunk's face, claws a blazin', which enabled her to win via submission after Dunk ran away crying.

Muscley Guy seeks redemption and a full time return to the bewilderedkid comix universe after destroying the keeper of the Gin Lake, Green.

The Big Board: Going into the Quarterfinals!

MMMCM Match Number One-Hundred Forty-two

Previous results: We are coming into the elite eight of the tournament. Who would have thought this would be one of the final matchups? Big Breasted Woman distracted Shape Monster with her large....globular objects....which confused the Shape Monster, as he thought she may have been another shape monster. Anyhow, death by breasts.

Afro Haired Guy squashed Pepe with a rolled up newspaper. It seems as though he is on a date with destiny to become the MMMCM champion, but will he get sidetracked by the Large Breasted Woman?

The Big Board

MMMCM Match Number One Hundered-forty

Previous results: Al's psychopathic and homicidal winning streak continues! During his last match, he filled the MMMCM Arena with enough pesticide to suffocate the entire audience and his opponent. He was fortunate to survive and breathe in minimal amounts of pesticide due to breathing through a bunny pelt that was draped around his face.

As most of you already know, Burt Burton decided to no-show his match with Alistair Moan, which essentially gave him a night off.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundered-forty-one

Previous results: AJ beat the Pink Bunny by tricking it into eating rotten baby carrots that were at least two weeks past their expiration date. She has performed similar attacks before on her own husband.

Fish defeated his artistic collaborator Zombie by having a creative writing contest. Fish wrote a poem about his love affair with a mermaid. Zombie wrote a poem about brains entitled "Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains! Brains?" Every word in the book was brains.

New bewilderedkid comics! MicroCon! Super Fantastica Comix! Lutefisk Sushi!

Ladies and Gents, this Sunday come to MicroCon 2008! I will be there assisting with the Cartoonist Conspiracy table and creepily lurking around Kevin McCarthy's table. Hey Kevin, you offerred! I will be selling copies of both the Winter and Spring editions of Super Fantastica Comix! Come on over and say hello! Buy some stuff! More information here.

Then, on Friday, May 2nd, please attend the Lutefisk Sushi art show at Altered Esthetics. We will be releasing the Lutefisk Sushi Volume C box-o'-mini-comics and you can read my comic The Fourth Void. Need more incentive? It takes place in the bewilderedkid dot com(ix) continuity! Then again, what doesn't, right? Also, there will be art on display and for sale! Also, also, Kevin Cannon will be releasing his graphic novel Far Arden! If you haven't read it, then you suck. Although attending this show and purchasing a copy will be your chance to NOT suck! Do yourself a favor! Pick up the book and stop sucking!

No bunny funnies tonight. Also, no color in the bewilderedkid comic. I kinda phoned it in I guess.

The Big Board

MMMCM Match Number One Hundered-thirty-eight

Previous results: Dunk surpassed a Hungry Hobo. How? He fed the guy a steak dinner! What a guy!

Meanwhile, Miacatyo devoured Toast. Then yakked it up in her litter box and buried it.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundered-thirty-nine

Previous results: In a closely contested bout, Green defeated the last Dead Monsoon Board Member. Their fight wasn't like many we have seen, or rather heard, or rather again, read about. Instead, they had a debate about business ethics. Well, Green lives in a utopian society and non-Capitalistic ideas that Dead Monsoon Board Member could not comprehend and he, well, died....again.

Muscley Guy (a.k.a. Bird Man) beat the Bible thumping P. Arthur Wyngarde Nylander by stealing his bowler hat and throwing it into a lake. P. Arthur ran after it, but then remembered that he could not swim, and drowned.

The Big Board

MMMCM Match Number One Hundered-thirty-six

Previous results: Bunny has moved on through this tournament just as he does with everything else in life...with ease. Be it disposing his opponents with pistols or buses, he always finds a way to win in a convincing and seemingly simple manner.

Meanwhile, the White Bunny Cousin has had a long road to get where he is today. Now he is squaring off against his most hated cousin.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundered-thirty-seven

Previous results: In his last matchup, Man the Ladybug could have been in the fight of his life. Had it not been for his opponent, his own mother, finally coming to grips with Man actually being her son and submitting willfully, this could have been a very ugly affair. Instead, it ends with a teary goodbye and wishes of good luck.

Female Happy Time Foods Employee keeps on trucking. Giving away "free food" to anybody that wants it. Unfortunately, this "free food" also comes with a lifetime supply of STDs. Let's hope that Man can keep his **** in his pants. Do ladybugs have ****s?

The Big Board

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-thirty-four

Previous results: Shape Monster wins! Shape Monster wins! Shape Monster wins! The number one seeded combatant in the tournament has been beaten! Mind you, Shape Monster is nearly twenty times the size of Dan. With that being said, if Dan were have to of won that match it would have been a miracle. Now, this asexual behemoth may role right into becoming the MMMCM champion!

Large Breasted Woman has used her feminine wile and good looks to get this far. Hell, even a turtle fell head over feet in love with this firecracker. However, how would she EVER defeat Shape Monster?

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-thirty-five

Previous results: The cool, calm, and collected Afro Haired Guy has seemed to of lost his stride AND fallen out of the favor of the fans. This was the same guy that defeated Danallax! During last match he barely beat Circle. Is he tired? Has he given up? Or is he just toying with us?

Quite clearly THE fan favorite in this matchup, Pepe looks to have the fans behind him, rooting him on. Although, I don't know how he'd fare in a one-on-one matchup against someone as large as Shape Monster.

MMMCM Tournament...So Far

Want to know how much longer this thing is going to last? You're looking at what is left of the Big Board. The former Big Board was so big that it required both the front and back sides of two 8.5" x 11" sheets of paper. After one-hundred and forty-eight combatants, we are now down to thirty-two.

So, what storyline are you going to choose? Is it going to be Dan and AJ squaring off to determine who wears the pants in the family, or will we see a rematch of Bunny and Muscley Guy? Does Alistair Moan have the deck stacked in his favor to win it all, or will a cinderella story like Afro Haired Man, Female Happy Time Foods Employee, or Dead Monsoon Board Member #1 walk away with it all? Or else, is it going to be something entirely different? You decide.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-thirty

Previous results: Al has really let his true self shine through in these matches. First he killed and maimed a police officer and then he skinned a rabbit and wore his pelt as a victory prize. He seemed so innocent before, but now he has become a ruthless killer, much like those of his former home.

The Order of the Aphid Leader is, in many ways, very similar to Al. With the exception that The Order of the Aphid Leader has killed many other people, has the government in his back pocket, and is the leader of an occult organization. However, they are both ruthless.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-thirty-one

Previous results: A most intriguing matchup. Burt Burton has his fans and his enemies. Those enemies wanted him to lose to the hands of Nameless Bunny Cousin #6 and the Bully with a Hat and Glasses. Much like any other lawyer would do when presented with the fight of his life, he has moved along, destroying anyone and anything that gets in his path. Now the man he previously defended and setup with a creative job at bewilderedkid dot com has created a tournament "to-the-death....for-some" that pits the two of them against each other.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-thirty-two

Previous results: AJ, the conscious of the comics produced for bewilderedkid dot com has easily surpassed a Dead Monsoon Board Member and a Hacked Social Networking Account to arrive at this point. She must take on a Pink Bunny Cousin that is on a mission to exact revenge against the Muscley Guy with a Birdish Nose and Sunglasses that killed his beloved cousin Jock the Bunny during their family reunion so many months ago.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-thirty-three

Previous results: These two are exactly where they belong. Fish has beaten a Nameless Bunny Cousin and a Hacked Social Networking Account to get here. Zombie Muscley Guy has devoured a Bird Outisde of a Window and a tampon that wears a red dress to get to this point. Normally, these two are artistic collaborators, but today they fight.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-twenty-six

Previous results: Dunk has had a relatively easy road to travel. That's what happens when you are the number two overall seeded combatant in the MMMCM tournament. Now Dunk has to deal with a Hungry Hobo that still hasn't had a decent meal.

A Hacked Social Networking Account and a Square don't really leave much to offer in the way of sustenance. However, Dunk does have flesh, albeit covered with hair, and meat, albeit not that much. Hungry Hobo is, as his namesake states, hungry, and it isn't just for food...he wants another win.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-twenty-seven

Previous results: Miacatyo may be small, but her record for leaving behind a path of destruction can not be ignored. After decimating The Biggy Rentals Customer with Car Damage and the Small Breasted Woman, she now takes on the piece of toasted bread known as, Toast. Really? A cat versus a piece of toast? Eh.

Yeah...so....a piece of toast has defeated a Hacked Social Networking Account and a Nameless Bunny. WTF?

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-twenty-eight

Previous results: Green, the zen-like guru from Gin Lake, has defeated a Hacked Social Networking Account and an Alien Soldier. It is quite possible that he could move past his next opponent and into a next round matchup against P. Arthur Wyngarde Nylander, a man whom he coached Danallax to defeat during the Green Saga.

Dead Monsoon Board Member #1 would love nothing more than to exact revenge for his death. The man responsible for that is The Order of the Aphid Leader, but there is a long road to reach his destination. He's already upset the seventh seeded Emo Dan and the fifty-eighth ranked Hacked Social Networking Account #58. Could this corpse move onto the next round?

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-twenty-nine

Previous results: P. Arthur Wyngarde Nylander faces his greatest test since disappearing after the Green Saga. Have his previous matches with Nameless Bunny Cousin #10 and Hacked Social Networking Account #17 prepared him enough?

Muscley Guy, or Bird-man to others, has traveled a peculiar road in the MMMCM thus far. After scoring wins over Decapitated Alien and Human Sized Aphid he looks to take on a one man judge, jury, and executioner. It is a battle between the gavel and the pimp cane. Quite possibly, this could be a battle for the ages.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-twenty-two

Previous results: Bunny, another favorite to winning the whole she-bang, does not discriminate in handing his opponents the beatings of their lives. After blowing away the Blonde Haired Cop with a nine-millimeter, he made short work of the oldest competitor in the tournament by running her over with, what else, a stolen bus.

The Cursed Coin has been exactly that for its competition. First handing a loss to Hacked Social Networking Account #43, then dominating in a rematch from a story in Muscles & Fights 2 by downing Sideburns and Hat Guy. Will this Cursed Coin be able to stop the bong loading, bus driving, gun happy Bunny?

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-twenty-three

Previous results: According to the original seeding of this tournament, only a few matches have ended up the way they were supposed to. This is one of those matches. Red Scissors has defeated one Hacked Social Networking Account and a member of the Kansas City Police Department. She takes on her toughest, and cutest, challenge yet...White Bunny Cousin.

After handing a loss to Male Happy Time Foods Employee, he beat a Hacked Social Networking Account that had previously defeated his favorite cousin, Jock the Bunny. After exacting revenge in an emotionally draining matchup is he invested enough for his next encounter? Also, could he submit to avoid a possible confrontation next round with his least favorite cousin, the character simply known as Bunny?

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-twenty-four

Previous results: Man the Ladybug, a favorite to win the tournament, has had a relatively easy road up until this point. After defeating Dead Monsoon Board Member #2 and Hacked Social Networking Account #12, he encounters his greatest challenge yet...his own mother!

Manuel's Mother deleted one Hacked Social Networking Account and straightened out a Misguided Youth. With the Virgin Mary watching her back, will she be able to stop what she believes to be a demon that invaded her own home? Or will she come to terms with Man the Ladybug being her mutated son?

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-twenty-five

Previous results: Female Happy Time Foods Employee has overcome a Hacked Social Networking Account, mopped up a Floating Puddle of Piss, and most recently avoided the advances of a Drunk Neighbor. What will this fry-basket wielding, STD infested, cinderella story come up with next?

Nameless Bunny Cousin #8 is really making a name for himself. As one of the few Nameless Bunny Cousins left in the tournament, can he stop to rampage that is an innocent looking, yet disgruntled, fast food service employee?

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-eighteen

Previous results: I don't know how, but Dan beat up a bully. Baffling.

Super Maxi-Pad Girl may be super absorbent, but she cannot defeat a giant made out of shapes.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-nineteen

Previous results: Athletic Turtle ran circles around the competition and won in convincing fashion.

Large Breasted Woman found out the secret of defeating the Sexy Spammer. Now, if only Danallax and his crew could have had Large Breasted Woman to help them out.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-twenty

Previous Results: Afro Haired Guy pummeled his way through yet another Hacked Social Networking Account.

Circle takes down Alien Soldier #3, but I'm not sure how.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-twenty-one

Previous Results: Pepe didn't even have a social networking account, until he co-opted his opponent, Hacked Social Networking Account #3 and made it his own.

Alien with an Axe got violent and cut Triangle repeatedly until it was just tiny little splinters.

New bewilderedkid comic! New bunny funnies! MMMCM back on! Other things...

Hey all.

For those who have come here via MySpace. Sorry for not sending out bulletins recently. Quite honestly I became very busy and then forgot for about a month. Yeah. I admit it.

For any interested parties, I will be posting the rest of the matches for the MMMCM tournament from here on out. More matches are listed below. Sometimes life gets a little hectic, so I apologize for any delays.

In other news: next Sunday, April 27th, 2008, I will be attending MicroCon. Although I don't have a table, I have had a couple of offers to sit with other creators, which is super cool! Thanks guys! I will be selling copies of Super Fantastica Comix Winter 2008 and Spring 2008 mini-comic anthologies. Also, debuting at MicroCon will be Muscles and Fights 3! I, along with my wife AJ, put together a story about one of my favorite bewilderedkid comics characters, Super Maxi-Pad Girl! Pick up a copy at the show, or at Muscles and Fights dot com.

Then, Friday, May 2nd, 2008, is the opening reception for the Lutefisk Sushi Volume C art show at Altered Esthetics! I will have a twelve page story entitled "The Fourth Void," that also includes Dunk, Bunny, and Burt Burton from bewilderedkid comics! Art work will be on sale as well as the official release of Kevin Cannon's masterpiece, "Far Arden." Although it is already online, you can get your grubby mitts on one by stopping by the show! They are limited to 100 copies, and I already own one, so there is at most 99 still available.

I am beginning the process of starting my very first graphic novel as well. I will post more about this project later.

For now, here are your comics!

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-ten

Previous Results: Although most wouldn't know it, Al dislikes authority. A cruel authoritative government tore apart his home world and lead to a cannibalistic genocide. Al defeats the Brown Haired Cop by beating him with a bat embedded with rusty nails, blowing off the lower part of his body with a rocket launcher, and then tasering him to death.

Meanwhile, Nameless Bunny Cousin #1 handily defeats Hacked Social Networking Account #10.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-eleven

Previous Results: The Order of the Aphid Leader found out that some teen in suburban Denver hacked into his social networking account and ordered thousands of gallons of poison to be put into that towns drinking supply.

Prior to even starting the match, Hacked Social Networking Account #37 had been deleted. Curly Haired Guy moves right along.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-twelve

Previous results: Luckily, we have a first hand account of what happened through the eyes of one spectactor, "Burt has his hordes of underage burger eating whores armed with meth needles and dog shit to back him up." Uh....okay.

Bully with Hat and Glasses gets angry with his social networking account being hacked so many times that he swears off the internet. He then decides he is going to get outside more often and he does so, by stealing the next door neighbor's bicycle.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-thirteen

Previous results: Aquamarine Scissors stabs the Biggy Rentals Customer right in the eye. Ouch.

Alistair Moan stares at Hacked Social Networking Account #28, making it feel very awkward until it submits.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-fourteen

Previous Results: AJ continues to stare at Dead Monsoon Board Member #2 until it feels so small that it actually becomes so small that it blinks out of existence.

One Hacked Social Networking Account beat another. Meh.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-fifteen

Previous results: That Pink Bunny Cousin is one angry bunny. After the dust settled, Alien Soldier #1 had been contorted into such an awful position that audience members were throwing up in their mouths.

Mr. Johnson doesn't own a computer, so he doesn't even know what a Hacked Social Networking Account is. Ignorance wins!

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-sixteen

Previous results: Fish lured Nameless Bunny Cousin #9 into a trap that involved a box, a stick, and a carrot.

Eh...another Hacked Social Networking Account beat one of its own.

MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-seventeen

Previous results: Zombie was hungry. He ate the bird's brains. He's still hungry.

Ms. Tammy Pond, unfortunately beat Hacked Social Networking Account #29. Now she has to deal with a hungry zombie that doesn't know that sentient tampons don't have brains.

New bewilderedkid comic! New bunny funnies! MMMCM?

Perhaps you are wondering what happened to the rest of the MMMCM tournament. Well, it will resume soon enough. Maybe the following comic will help you figure out why new matches haven't been posted.

I'll give an update of all the things that I have been working on, and why I've been so busy, next week.

New bewilderedkid comics! New bunny funnies! MMMCM!

Although not technically March any longer, The March Mixed Martial Combat Madness (MMMCM) tournament is still rolling along. We are now into the third round of matchups to determine the king or queen of the MMMCM!

If you are looking for the latest bewilderedkid comix or bunny funnies, please search the drop-down archive located to your right.

Otherwise, join in on the voting! As this tournament progresses, the matches should only get more intriguing!

I have included the story of how Afro Haired Guy upset Danallax in the second round of the tournament below. Sorry that it isn't in color. I guess you do run out of time in the day at some point.

Below that is this week's bunny funnies!

Two other notes of interest.

First, please go and vote for the Cute Li'l Guy of the Month at Cute Li'l Guy of the Day Dot Com. While you're there, buy some stuff!

Secondly, Evil Eye #2 is now in local comic shops. I've read it and it is not nearly as good as the first, but does have a strange debate on the use of condoms and a steamy "sex scene."

Enjoy your comics!