Thursday, April 24, 2008

MMMCM Match Number One Hundered-thirty-nine

Previous results: In a closely contested bout, Green defeated the last Dead Monsoon Board Member. Their fight wasn't like many we have seen, or rather heard, or rather again, read about. Instead, they had a debate about business ethics. Well, Green lives in a utopian society and non-Capitalistic ideas that Dead Monsoon Board Member could not comprehend and he, well, died....again.

Muscley Guy (a.k.a. Bird Man) beat the Bible thumping P. Arthur Wyngarde Nylander by stealing his bowler hat and throwing it into a lake. P. Arthur ran after it, but then remembered that he could not swim, and drowned.

3 comments:

Liberty Management Services said...

Muscley Bird-Man.

Ryan Dow said...

Muscley Bird Man

David Steinlicht said...

Green will crush Muscley Guy with a Birdish Nose and Sweet Sunglasses. Crush, I tell you!