Just two things this week. First, my friends at Muscles and Fights featured my Muscles and Fights 2 story last week and plugged a bunch of my projects! Thanks guys!
Second, is this week's bewilderedkid comic. I have other things to post, but just don't have the energy to do it right now. I'm the worst.
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Correction, I'm the worst. Though I did manage to pull together a halfway decent Christmas post, which I was pleased with. I'll be better this year.
Promise.
You're sure that's not him? He was King of the Awkward Urinal Chat...
B
Matthew: Saw your Christmas post. The shoes are freakin' awesome. I still think you should do some superhero characters for MicroCon or FallCon. Somebody would pay good money for them, I'm sure of it.
B: I can neither confirm nor deny your skepticism.
I think that's why businesses put those half-height dividers inbetween the urinals. Now only tall freaks can spy with their little eye...
I once walked in on him washing.
At the sink. Sans most of his clothes.
And yes, he struck up a conversation before I fled.
Something tells me that Burt isn't going to wash his hands.
Anonymous Number Two: It's not the checking out the penis that I'm so worried about. It's the talking while in the restroom that has always bugged me. Why talk? I'm just trying to do my thing and leave!
Anonymous Number Three: You know Burt Burton? Is he a real human being? Why would he be washing his clothes in the sink? Whoever this Burt Burton guy is, he sure sounds like a sleaze.
Ryan: I hate it when people don't wash their hands in restrooms! I mean, c'mon! You just touched your schlong (is that how you spell it?), you probably had some sort of backsplash, and you are going to just leave? WTF? I sure hope the clowns who do that have some sort of wetnaps or hand sanitizer waiting for them when they get out of the bathroom! It's assholes like that that end up giving me a cold/flu like the one I am currently battling!
GAH!
Its the piss yellow walls that sell it.
It it acceptable to not wash your hands if you don't handle your junk?
Undo the pants, pull down the drawers until the head pops out, then place your hands behind your head and let the magic happen. Pull your drawers up, being mindful not to graze yourself, and zip up. You made contact with your clothes, but not with your jumblies. And don't tell me you can't put it back without handling it. Elastic stretches pretty well.
I'd wash anyway, but I was curious if that acceptable bathroom behavior.
I guess that would be considered acceptable bathroom behavior. However, there is always walking into the bathroom and opening a door that many have touched and then leaving that bathroom without touching anything to contract germs. Then again, if you DID wash your hands, you'd be screwed anyway, because of the assholes that HAVE touched the door that HAVEN'T washed their hands
The IDEAL situation would be to go into a bathroom that had one of those doorways that is made of just walls, doing your business, hands free, and not having to flush because of a toilet with a sensor.
Or you could just wash your hands, I guess.
Why is everyone so hung up on washing their hands after you pee? What, do you have something we should be worried about? Some rash; some warts? I think people who don't wash their hands after they handle their junk, have nothing to wash their hands FOR. Deal with it people. If you think you SHOULD wash your hands, you probably should. But those who don't; LEAVE THEM ALONE. They don't have a reason to. Thank you and good evening.
-B
He wasn't washing his -clothes-
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