As most of you already know, Burt Burton decided to no-show his match with Alistair Moan, which essentially gave him a night off.
Friday, April 25, 2008
MMMCM Match Number One Hundered-forty
Previous results: Al's psychopathic and homicidal winning streak continues! During his last match, he filled the MMMCM Arena with enough pesticide to suffocate the entire audience and his opponent. He was fortunate to survive and breathe in minimal amounts of pesticide due to breathing through a bunny pelt that was draped around his face.
As most of you already know, Burt Burton decided to no-show his match with Alistair Moan, which essentially gave him a night off.
As most of you already know, Burt Burton decided to no-show his match with Alistair Moan, which essentially gave him a night off.
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Al takes off that mask, craps in it, and replaces it. Moan suffocates, his last sight another man's excrement. A horrible death, but then what isn't? The End.
The End -- for Alistair Moan. Al wins.
Al.
Al
Yeah, I go for Al.
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