
Thursday, April 3, 2008
MMMCM Match Number One Hundred-nine
Previous encounters: Muscley Guy really had no competition in his last match. He went up against an alien, whose head had previously been removed. The alien entered the ring by falling over and after the medics checked on him his prognosis remained the same, still dead, advantage Muscley Guy. Meanwhile, Human Sized Aphid triumphed over Hacked Social Networking Account #30.

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Human-sized Aphid. That's a big bug. Big enough to take out a Muscley Guy with a Birdish Nose and Sweet Sunglasses? I wouldn't bet on it, except for one thing. Pincers! Human-sized Aphid uses those pincers the sensitive birdish nose. And wins! Wins!
The Bird-Nose (retconned from Bird-MAN, eh? Or was I the only one calling him that?) beats the aphid piss out of that damn bug. And the piss smells like honeydew.
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Birdman. Birds eat bugs. Since birdman is a giant BIRD-man, he can just eat the big and it's a tasty snack. Also, he has a cane.
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